Love Gene Defect - Extra 6
May 2, 2016
I really disliked the idea of a stranger entering my life, but my mother hung up before I could even refuse.
I’m not happy about it. May he survive on his own.
May 5, 2016
He fits my aesthetic. But his aesthetic is the complete opposite of mine.
Is there anything more beautiful in this world than the double helix structure? I doubt even Frank Ocean could save his taste.
May 10, 2016
As expected, he’s a total nuisance.
Day 1: airport pickup + lunch = 6 hours off
Now: wake up 20 minutes earlier every day to drive him to language class
Missed Prof. Eric’s talk due to a trip to the police station
Probability of him paying me back for the phone = 0
Conclusion: cut losses immediately.
May 13, 2016
I hate the smell of oranges. I also hate hugs. They disturb my sleep.
May 21, 2016
Even $2,000 a month in rent can’t make up for what I’ve lost, but I still haven’t kicked him out.
Maybe I have the potential to become a philanthropist or humanitarian.
June 12, 2016
I hope Prof. Hason shares my research philosophy and doesn’t waste too much of my time. After all, I need to hurry back to get married.
P.S. Bought the cheapest Cartier model. Still feels overpriced.
Goodnight.
June 25, 2016
I always talk more when I’m with him. Strange. I can’t figure out why.
June 28, 2016
His lips touched mine – less than a second, no saliva exchange – but I’m pretty sure I’ve been infected.
I feel physically unwell. My heartbeat is irregular.
Also, correction:
Coordinate systems are just as beautiful as the double helix.
June 29, 2016
Who’s Ji Meow?
I am not a cat!
July 3, 2016
Ji Xigua is always eyeing my things. Why does she keep clinging to him?
She’s so annoying!
Also, is there something wrong with the tailoring of his pants?
July 4, 2016
So that’s what he thinks “Weller” means. I don’t want to correct him.
I like it.
Goodnight, my five-year-old orange baby.
July 10, 2016
Dr. Adam says I have to start labeling these as “romantic” diary entries.
I’m beginning to question his qualifications.
Might be time to find a new therapist.
July 16, 2016
He licked my fingers. Suspected mild psychosis.
I was licked. My heart rate is abnormal.
Possible cause: unknown viral infection affecting myocardial function; saliva transmission. (Sample pending)
July 17, 2016
We had sex.
Legally and biologically, he’s mine now.
Addendum:
Two discoveries –
Even his dimples taste like oranges.
Correction: I do not dislike hugs. I do not dislike the smell of oranges.
July 18, 2016
I think I like him.
August 25, 2016
Fine, Meow it is.
I just want a dried fish treat.
September 10, 2016
I made a mistake, so now he’s a six-year-old orange baby.
I like him.
I don’t want him to grow up.
October 19, 2016
Tips:
Kissing is the key to resolving all conflicts.
If once doesn’t work, do it twice.
Please remember this.
November 2, 2016
He said he knows I like him.
That’s the most satisfying thing I’ve heard in a while.
November 3, 2016
My kitten came back.
He calls it Love. Sometimes he calls it “little baby.”
But I’m the big baby.
November 19, 2016
The new ring finally arrived. The delivery guy tossed it onto the roof.
Thankfully, he found it while searching the yard for Love.
The ring was expensive.
But he loves it.
So I’m happy.
November 30, 2016
We had our wedding.
He said he loves me.
What a coincidence – I do too.
(Clarification: I don’t mean I love myself. I mean that I love him.)
December 1, 2016
Why do people feel the need to share their wedding news? This custom is utterly stupid.
I’m in a bad mood.
I don’t want medication.
I just want to see him.
December 24, 2016
I liked this Christmas.
I hope he liked his gift.
I think it’s more than recklessness.
I’m blindly, completely devoted to him.
Even if it’s puppy love.
December 27, 2016
Tonight, I don’t want to research which crystallines are found in the human eye lens.
I just want to enjoy this moment.
I own a star.
December 28, 2016
Love makes us strong.
He makes me safe and sound.
December 29, 2016
I know that time, once gone, is like the dinosaurs – extinct, never to return.
But still, I wonder. If I had his lollipop as a child…
Never mind.
I like his lollipop.
But I like him even more.
May 31, 2017
I hate lying.
But I hate not seeing him even more.
July 2, 2017
He always brings me extraordinary new experiences. In his eyes, there’s no distance between Kansas and California.
He said that, then kissed me.
So now I believe it too.
December 24, 2018
Correction:
This is actually my favorite Christmas.
December 25, 2018
Clearly I’m the one who got drunk, so why is he the one blushing from head to toe?
Did the alcohol evaporate from me and he just happens to be extra sensitive?
I really like him like this.
He’s more charming than the Alps.
April 1, 2021
Son of a bitch!
(Sorry. I don’t want to ruin my diary. I’m just talking about his stupid professor.)
May 21, 2022
The UCLA arena should install a kiss cam.
If it had a simple little preset program, I could’ve kissed him openly, even before he stepped onto the court.
December 25, 2026
Another correction.
This is my favorite Christmas.
Every day with him is my favorite.
It’s been ten years.