I’m a Healer But My Butt is Busy

“Chilbong? That name’s ridiculously cute — I’ll never forget it.”

Lee Chan, who quit the game on bad terms after being kicked out of his guild, returns hoping for a peaceful, healing playstyle and a quiet game life. But after accidentally crossing a crazy lunatic, he’s indiscriminately PK’d.

“Hey, aren’t you going to give up?”
“I’m the kind of person who pays back everything tenfold.”

However, Lee Chan — a former top-ranked player — isn’t easy pickings either, and with his slick control skills, he gives the lunatic a taste of his own medicine. As they trade blows and settle scores, they gradually come to respect each other’s abilities, and, out of a weird, grudging fondness, Lee Chan ends up joining the lunatic “Mayfly”’s guild.

But the guild members here are oddly kind.

“Chilbong-nim, you’re the best! ٩(°ꇴ°)۶ Please stay with our guild forever!”
“…No, Chilbong-nim, you really don’t have to sacrifice yourself like this.”
“Chilbong-nim, please be our vice-guild leader.”

How much did I boss these kids around to get this level of consideration — I’m even tearing up?

“What guild were you from, again?”

Wait, what’s with this kid? He’s making a scene saying he’ll take revenge for me?